Sorry boo, my number has an expiration date!

Usually, after giving my number to a guy, I give him a week to call before I dismiss him as a waste of time; however, I've never had it happen to me until D. I met him wayyyyyy back in October at a Halloween party. We danced, exchanged numbers, and he never called. He friended me on facebook, never called. Sent me messages, poked me, but never called. We even saw each other during MANY other parties throughout November and December, he still never called me. By November, I took it personal. I'm reluctant to give my number out as it is, and the fact that there was some guy walking around Jacksonville with my number was not sitting right with me. The fact that he could friend me on facebook, send messages, poke me, see me at parties and not say anything to me and still never press less than 10 buttons to call me definitely pissed me off. It's not like I was feeling him, it was just the principle of the matter.

Imagine my surprise when he approached me at an Alpha party this past Wednesday. I couldn't avoid him as I've done at the previous parties, he was DIRECTLY in front of me. (dammit) He actually tried to act like nothing was wrong, like the day before was Halloween, like he didn't have my number for 2+ months and never decided to call. And when I brought it up he said that I looked angry everytime he saw me so he was afraid to call. Well, that just gives me two more reasons to not speak to you. You're a coward and you're an ass. On top of all of that, he had the NERVE (and yes, I'm rolling my neck at the moment) to try to get all touchy-feely with me. Uhhhhmmm. I think not!

I know it seems like I'm overreacting, but I honestly don't think I am. It's not about him not calling, I could have dealt with him never calling me. It's the fact that he did EVERY THING else, and didn't call. It's like someone texting you and never calling you, but supposedly 'they like you.' It just makes no sense.
Anyway, I told him that he took too long to call me. I don't sit around waiting for phone calls, texts, or any other type of communication. Sorry boo, not only does my number have an expiration date, but so does the amount of time I allocate to you!